I believe that privacy is a
fundamental human right.
Therefore, I don't intentionally collect any of your information (personal or otherwise).
No account required. No cookies. No trackers. No analytics. No ads.
In fact, the only reason this page exists is because Google Play* requires it.
Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada. No names, no email addresses, no cookies, no device fingerprints, no browsing history, no location data. The full list of things I don't collect is essentially infinite, but "everything" covers it nicely.
* This site is served by Cloudflare Pages. Your IP address is processed by Cloudflare's infrastructure — that's how the internet works — but it's not being collected, aggregated, or sold by me. See Cloudflare's privacy policy for what they retain at the infrastructure level.
* This site is served by Cloudflare Pages. Your IP address is processed by Cloudflare's infrastructure — that's how the internet works — but it's not being collected, aggregated, or sold by me. See Cloudflare's privacy policy for what they retain at the infrastructure level.
No cookies. Not even the good kind. There's no cookie banner here because there's nothing to consent to. Consider this your one-sentence reprieve from the cookie-banner hellscape that is the modern web.
I don't share your data with third parties. This is trivially true, because I don't have your data. Zero divided by any number of data brokers is still zero.
This site is hosted on Cloudflare Pages, with CSS and JavaScript loaded from Cloudflare's cdnjs. The Roboto font is self-hosted in this repository under the Apache 2.0 license.
This site is hosted on Cloudflare Pages, with CSS and JavaScript loaded from Cloudflare's cdnjs. The Roboto font is self-hosted in this repository under the Apache 2.0 license.
Under GDPR, CCPA, and just about every other privacy regulation, you have the right to access, correct, delete, and export your data. I am delighted to comply.
Your data in my possession: ∅
There. Done. Fully compliant.
Your data in my possession: ∅
There. Done. Fully compliant.
*Claude wants you to know that this policy is 294 words. Google's is ~5,700.
Theirs is mostly explaining what they collect. Mine is mostly explaining what I don't.