I believe that privacy is a
fundamental human right.
Therefore, I don't intentionally collect any of your information (personal or otherwise).
No account required. No cookies. No trackers. No analytics. No ads.
In fact, the only reason this page exists is because Google Play* requires it.
Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada. No names, no email addresses, no cookies, no device fingerprints, no browsing history, no location data. The full list of things I don't collect is essentially infinite, but "everything" covers it nicely.
* Your IP address just briefly passed through the web server logs — that's how the internet works — but it's not being stored, aggregated, or sold.
* Your IP address just briefly passed through the web server logs — that's how the internet works — but it's not being stored, aggregated, or sold.
No cookies. Not even the good kind. There's no cookie banner here because there's nothing to consent to. Consider this your one-sentence reprieve from the cookie-banner hellscape that is the modern web.
I don't share your data with third parties. This is trivially true, because I don't have your data. Zero divided by any number of data brokers is still zero.
CSS and fonts are loaded from CDNs (Google Fonts, jsDelivr). You may wish to consult their privacy policies, though at this point that ship has already sailed for most of the internet.
CSS and fonts are loaded from CDNs (Google Fonts, jsDelivr). You may wish to consult their privacy policies, though at this point that ship has already sailed for most of the internet.
Under GDPR, CCPA, and just about every other privacy regulation, you have the right to access, correct, delete, and export your data. I am delighted to comply.
Your data in my possession: ∅
There. Done. Fully compliant.
Your data in my possession: ∅
There. Done. Fully compliant.
*Claude wants you to know that this policy is 276 words. Google's is ~5,700.
Theirs is mostly explaining what they collect. Mine is mostly explaining what I don't.